boys that look good with both beards and no beards are the most lethal kinds of boys
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brucewaynesharemofdamagedboys:
Over forty years later:
WOAH!
((I will never not reblog this.))
HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT.
Are you fuCKING KIDDING ME
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Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies.
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no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth
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Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
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i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
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| how to prepare for exams: | cry |
“i need to get something off my chest”
yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that
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why is it so hard for the media to come up with a gay character whos entire plot line and personality isnt centered around the fact that theyre gay
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